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| Dry Gulch is An Enchanting Experience into the Gold & Gem Mining Days Of Yesteryear! |
Each Season We Play Host To Approximately
Draws Individuals From As Far Away As Canada, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, West Virginia, And Cleveland; Along With Nearby Erie, Ashtabula, Edinboro, Corry, Warren, North East, Harborcreek, Ripley, Westfield, Sherman, Jamestown, Kennedy, Randolph, Panama, And Falconer. We Invite "YOU" To Come And See What Everyone Is Talking About, Right Here In The Town Of Dry Gulch! |

| Blog Samples: NOTE: A visit to "Dry Gulch" equals a lasting childhood memory... In a world that is often filled with bad memories, it is incumbent upon the moms, and teachers to help make this enchanting experience, one of the fond memories for kids! Whatever you do (regarding a visit to Dry Gulch), BE FRIENDLY.... OR Get Written Up In Sheriff Bill's BLOG! Just like some of the following : Yuppette's... Some Yuppie Moms, who couldn't get their kids in at the front gate, due to a previously scheduled event, began yelling, screaming, and acting like morons. It made for an embarrassing situation, and sent their little ones into tears. Shame on them! The squeaky wheel never gets the grease here in the Town Of Dry Gulch! Every event is pre-scheduled for a designated block of PRIVATE time. You must follow one simple rule here...Enter smiling, and depart with Hugs or Handshakes. Note: this is a credo taken from the kids themselves! Another Mom... This Mom was also insistent on getting her kids into the Gem Mine. When we called her back to confirm the booking arrangements, we got a lecture on calling her at a decent hour, and not in the middle of the night...Gheeesh It was only 9:00pm! Please Moms, we do our best to return 'all' calls between 6:30pm and 9:30pm (and we have ton's of them to make every evening !) United Way Day Care Teacher... (The most absurd display of immaturity from a teacher.) Having scheduled a Field Trip for 'inner city' children from Erie, a "United Way" Teacher had a meltdown with the children. These lil' munchkins had never even been in the country, let alone explored a "Gem Mine'. They were inquisitive and carefree as kids should be. But before the event was over, and not even a single game had been played, the teacher grabbed a tiny girl by the arm, and violently jerked her from the small group of twelve classmates. She curtly announced that the little girl just wasn't behaving and they were going to leave. Other kids saw the teacher tantrum and began to cry. They wanted to stay for the games and prizes, but the two hour block of time was just too much for the pitiful teacher. Here's the rule Miss Teach: If you can't handle twelve children for two hours, you might want to re-think your career choice, as there are an abundance of jobs open in the fast food industry! P.S. She also had teachers aids to assist her! |

| Sheriff Bill Says: "I am always so touched by the hundreds of Thank You Cards & Photos from the children of schools, organizations, and private groups. I read and treasure each and every one!" |
| Sheriff Bill & his Deputy (for the day) |
| "The Town Of Dry Gulch" Consists Of These Main Areas. Click on any Title (in white) for more information |
| Millions Of Genuine Gemstones, Quartz Crystals, Arrowheads, Fossils, (even Gold& Silver)! Everything you find... you keep! |
| Please Note: Our season generally begins around Memorial Day, in the spring (when the weather is happy & sweet) and ends in the fall or late summer (when the weather turns sad & sour, and school is back in session). (By Appointment Only!) PH: (716) 769-9888 And, PLEASE DON'T "judge a book by its cover", The (visible) Kids Store, ("On The Rocks") and the (visible) Main A-Frame Store, ("CrystalChateau") are only the beginning of this Enchanting Facility... 99.9% of Dry Gulch is well hidden and NOT visible from the road... (Remember... the good ole' "off the road" attractions of days gone by?) And We're Still At Low, Low Prices For Two Hours Of Amazing Fun! Sheriff Bill Is The Sole Designer And Builder Of "The Town Of Dry Gulch"... "Dedicated to Children and the Childlike Qualities contained within Everyone" |
| Note:Week-Days By Appointment Only! |

| 'The Dry Gulch Challenge'... Take Your Field Trip anywhere else this summer for two very full hours and we can assure you that it will cost so much more than our (very low) price of $8.25 ea. (and... they leave here with an education, and a whole pouch filled with genuine gems, fossils, arrowheads, and quartz crystals !) |




| By Appointment Only... |
| The 'Town Of Dry Gulch' is solely designed, built, and operated by Sheriff Bill (aka William Paul Marlette) |
| Bulletin~Bulletin... Please Note: (Struck It Rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) After 32 seasons of 'Dry Gulch' and 43 years of owning businesses in N.Y. and PA. We are on Vacation Hiatus (summer 2013) Till Further Notice. Yipeeee !!! |