Dry Gulch is An Enchanting Experience into the Gold & Gem Mining Days Of Yesteryear!
Each Season We Play  Host To Approximately
    6,000 Adults And Children!  Our Gem Mine Regularly
    Draws Individuals  From As Far Away As Canada,
    Buffalo, Pittsburgh, West Virginia, And Cleveland; Along
    With Nearby Erie, Ashtabula, Edinboro, Corry, Warren,  
    North East, Harborcreek, Ripley, Westfield, Sherman,
    Jamestown,  Kennedy, Randolph, Panama, And
    Falconer.  We Invite "YOU" To Come And See What
    Everyone Is Talking About, Right Here In The Town Of
    Dry Gulch!                                                             
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NOTE:  A visit to "Dry Gulch" equals a lasting childhood memory... In a world
that is often filled with bad memories, it is incumbent upon the moms, and teachers
to help make this enchanting experience, one of the fond memories for kids!
Whatever you do (regarding a visit to Dry Gulch), BE FRIENDLY.

Yuppette's...
Some Yuppie Moms, who couldn't get their kids in, due to a previously
scheduled event, began yelling,  screaming, and acting like morons. It  
made for an embarrassing situation, and sent their little ones into
tears.  Shame on them! The squeaky wheel never gets the grease
here in the Town Of Dry Gulch!  Every event is pre-scheduled for a
designated block of PRIVATE time.
You must follow one simple rule here...Enter smiling, and depart with
Hugs or Handshakes. Note: this is a credo taken from the kids
themselves!

Another Mom...
This Mom was also insistent on getting her kids into the Gem Mine.  
When we called her back to confirm the booking arrangements, we got
a lecture on calling her at a decent hour, and not in the middle of the
night... It was 9:00pm!  Please Moms, we do our best to return 'all' calls
between 6:30pm and 9:30pm (and we have ton's of them to make
every evening !)

United Way Day Care Teacher...
The most absurd display of  immaturity from a teacher.  
Having scheduled a Field Trip for 'inner city' children from Erie,  a
"United Way" Teacher had a meltdown with the children.  These lil'
munchkins had never even been in the country, let alone explored a
"Gem Mine'. They were inquisitive and carefree as kids should be.  But
before the event was over, and not even a single game had been
played, the teacher grabbed a tiny girl by the arm, and violently jerked
her from the small group of twelve classmates.  She curtly announced
that the little girl just wasn't behaving and they were going to leave.  
Other kids saw the teacher tantrum and began to cry.  They wanted to
stay for the games and prizes, but the two hour block of time was just
too much for the pitiful teacher.
Here's the rule Miss Teach:  If you can't handle twelve children for two
hours, you might want to re-think your career choice, as there are an
abundance of jobs open in the fast food industry!
P.S.   She also had teachers aids to assist her!
Note:
By Appointment Only!
(716) 769-9888
Please Note: Our season generally begins in the spring (when the weather is happy & sweet) and ends in the fall (when the weather turns
sad & sour).  Seven Days a Week!  (By Appointment Only!)  (716) 769-9888
And, PLEASE DON'T "judge a book by its cover", The (visible) Kids Store, ("On The Rocks") and the (visible) Main A-Frame Store,
("CrystalChateau")
are only the beginning of this Enchanting Facility... 99.9% of Dry Gulch  is well hidden and NOT visible from the road when driving by!
And We're Still At The Same Low Price For Two Hours Of Amazing Fun!
Sheriff Bill Is The Sole Designer And Builder Of "The Town Of Dry Gulch"... "Dedicated to Children and the Childlike Qualities contained within
Everyone"
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Click on link Tabs below For More
Information
Sheriff Bill Says:
"I am always so
touched by the
hundreds of
Thank You Cards
& Photos from
the children of
schools,
organizations,
and private
groups.
I read and
treasure each
and every
one!"
Millions Of Genuine Gems, Quartz
Crystals, Arrowheads, Fossils, Etc.
(All Yours... To Find and Keep!)
(Even Gold!)
Sheriff Bill
& his
Deputy (for
the day)
"The Town Of Dry Gulch" Consists Of
These Three Main Areas.  Click any
below for more information.