Each Season We Play Host To Approximately
Draws Individuals From As Far Away As Canada, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, West Virginia, And Cleveland; Along With Nearby Erie, Edinboro, Corry, Warren, North East, Harborcreek, Ripley, Westfield, Sherman, Jamestown, Kennedy, Randolph, Panama, And Falconer. We Invite "YOU" To Come And See What Everyone Is Talking About, Right Here In The Town Of Dry Gulch! |
| Please Note: Our season generally begins in the spring (when the weather is happy & sweet) and ends in the fall (when the weather turns sad & sour). And, PLEASE DON'T "judge a book by its cover", The (visible) Kids Store, and the (visible) Main A-Frame Store are only the beginning of this Enchanting Facility... 99.9% of Dry Gulch is well hidden and NOT visible from the road when driving by! And We're Still At The Same Low Price For Two Hours Of Amazing Fun! Sheriff Bill Is The Sole Designer And Builder Of "The Town Of Dry Gulch"... "Dedicated to Children and the Childlike Qualities contained within Everyone" |
| The Town Of Dry Gulch, Friendly Lake, NY. Phone: (716) 769-9888 |
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Blog Samples: Attention Parents... Whatever you do (regarding a visit to Dry Gulch), BE FRIENDLY. Some Yuppie Moms, who couldn't get their kids in, due to a previously scheduled event, began yelling, screaming, and acting like morons. It made for an embarrassing situation, and sent their little ones into tears. Shame on them! The squeaky wheel never gets the grease here in the Town Of Dry Gulch! Every event is pre-scheduled for a designated block of PRIVATE time. You must follow one simple rule here...Enter smiling, and depart with Hugs or Handshakes. Note: this is a credo taken from the kids themselves! Another Mom... This Mom was also insistent on getting her kids into the Gem Mine. When we called her back to confirm the booking arrangements, we got a lecture on calling her at a decent hour, and not in the middle of the night... It was 9:30pm! Please Moms, we do our best to return 'all' calls between 6:30pm and 9:30pm (and we have ton's of them to make every evening !) And Finally... The most absurd display of immaturity from a teacher. Having scheduled a Field Trip for 'inner city' children from Erie, a "United Way" Teacher had a meltdown with the children. These lil' munchkins had never even been in the country, let alone explored a "Gem Mine'. They were inquisitive and carefree as kids should be. But before the event was over, and not even a single game had been played, the teacher grabbed a tiny girl by the arm, and violently jerked her from the small group of twelve classmates. She curtly announced that the little girl just wasn't behaving and they were going to leave. Other kids saw the teacher tantrum and began to cry. They wanted to stay for the games and prizes, but the two hour block of time was just too much for the pitiful teacher. Here's the rule Miss Teach: If you can't handle twelve children for two hours, you might want to re-think your career choice, as there are an abundance of jobs open in the fast food industry! NOTE: A visit to "Dry Gulch" equals a lasting childhood memory... In a world that is often filled with bad memories, it is incumbent upon the moms, and teachers to help make this enchanting experience, one of the fond memories! |
| Stop In And Say Hi To Sheriff Bill... AKA WilliamPaul |
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| Note: By Appointment Only! |